Soft, lived-in long sleeve with a low-key vintage vibe. The garment-dyed cotton drapes easily and carries a muted, dusty rose tone that makes the lilac-and-cream microphone emblem pop. On the chest a small, badge-like logo nods to listeners; on the back a retro mic inside an arched patch reads “TORTURED FANS DEPT. EST. 2025 — HELLO EVERYBODY,” surrounded by tiny star accents. It feels like the tee you reach for when you’re settling in to record, stream, or binge a favorite podcast — calm, a little nostalgic, and quietly expressive.
Wear it over headphones or layered under a jacket. The classic fit and medium-weight fabric give it structure without stiffness. Ribbed cuffs keep sleeves in place while double-stitched hems and reinforced neck/shoulder tape mean this will soften, not fall apart, with repeat listen-throughs and late-night edits.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for smooth, strong fabric ideal for printing
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft color and broken-in feel
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit — structured but comfortable
- Ribbed-knit cuffs plus double-needle hems for lasting shape and durability
- Neck and shoulder twill tape and sewn-in label for stability and clean finish
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
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